Walking into class two days in a row and I still get “Oh
hey! There’s a new student!” Yes everyone, I am here. It feels like making me scribe
today is my punishment for not being here but okay here we go. When Mrs. Gill
starts to read Nick’s notes she mentions us going into his mind. Of course Will
is excited about that. Spoonjnak? Unique.
Apparently Lindsay did not sleep last night because of prom. She looks hyped
up. Excitement or sleep deprivation? Bridget mentions the real fish. That’s
happening?? Someone says that they’re going to be the appetizers. Chris says
that the appetizers are actually the breathilizers. I can’t help but laugh.
Shoot, lost my place. Of course I’m sitting there and hear random noises coming
from Will. Maybe we won’t take the quiz, we all seem distracted. Wait no, here
it comes. It’s actually quiet! This just feels weird. When Megan turns in her
quiz she actually starts reading, odd for our class. I hear her laugh, kind of
freaks me out. Okay wait, gotta focus. Sarah now walks in. Of course she’s late
and makes me scribe. Oh…wait…never mind I guess I can’t be mad. She just got in
a car accident. She warns me about her anger; guess she’s going to make this
easy for me. The last question of the quiz asks if Buttercup is dumb. Let’s
really think about this. She didn’t understand the way Westley described his
love with sand. I can understand that and I’m me. When Chris pulls out his math
homework he tries to convince Mrs. Gill that he puts her class first 95% of the
time, But really Chris, let’s think about it…Okay just kidding. Sarah then
starts to describe the accident. “Sarah get back to work!” “Sorry, I’m pissed!”
“It kind of looks like Lindsay’s the priest, Nick’s the alter server, and
Princess Bride is the bible” Good point Alyssa. “Are you almost done?” Nick
says. Honestly, why wouldn’t you just stop?
So many teachers hate us? Yeah I would kind of assume that, but thanks
for the reissuance Mrs. Gill. Nick still ponders how Adam stole the Buttercup
joke. “OH, it was Mackenzie” Somehow we got to Mrs. Gill trying to change hella
to hecka. Good try, but no. Emily something? She doesn’t even go here! Thanks
Alyssa for the Mean Girls quote. Megan is still sitting there actually reading,
well crying into her book. Now more ways of how Mrs. Gill hides cuss words
comes up. Annette, “Yeah, I just say the words.” I look over and see Chris
laughing. Sorry but I missed what was said. I’m really trying. Ben and Chris
are going to prom…well their own prom... at the blues game. I feel like I would
skip prom if I had that ability, but no. Nick drops his pen into the circle. I
think that can be considered the worst part of the circle. “He looks like a
gymnast” says Alyssa. Right after, Annette drops her pen. Luck for her I think
nick enjoyed going into the circle. Even though he was nice, Nick hits his head
on his desk. Sorry, but that was pretty funny. Mr. Taylor comes up of course.
“Mr. Taylor is the biggest Caucasian I know, well Abby you’re a close second”
Thanks Megan. Ben then thanks Will for actually saying Bless you after three
sneezes. Did we talk about this earlier? I honestly can’t remember. Will and
Alyssa start to act like Bianca. We can’t have a class without Bianca. There
was some “pure gold” being said. Sorry guys, but there’s a lot going on here. I
hear Bridget and Erin laughing the entire time practically, but yet their words
aren’t the loudest. Sarah is describing her accident through her book and
agenda. Quality right there. Her dad finally comes up. God, I love that man.
The similarity between those two is finally clicking in others minds. Australian accents? Is that what I heard?
Wait! Did Lindsay just say she hopes the Blues lose? Woah no! Class is finally
over. Stress is gone. But wait! Was that even English class? Mrs. Gill wants to
reassure to EVERYONE that she did give out the quiz, she doesn’t roll with
giving no class work due to prom. Okay Mrs. Gill…class wasn’t any different.
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