Ben's Fezzik-style scribe notes form Monday 5-5 period 1

Nick wanting pizza and Lindsay with the sass

The usual start of English class

Chris and Will aren’t here

Too quiet, no talking from ear to ear

We took a quiz which was long and hard…that’s what she said

Class was boring; I think we all wanted to be in bed

Laptops are out, Annette and Alyssa furiously typing away

Mrs. Gill asks us something, no one knows what to say

Everyone starts to complain about the URL

Scribe notes are too hard to write, oh well

Everyone gets aroused at the mention of candy

Not quite sure who it was, Alyssa or Abby?

Sarah starts to play with something, maybe her hair?

Most of the people aren’t talking, like they don’t give a care

Westley turned out to be abusive with the slapping of Buttercup

Turns out he did this instead of telling her to shut the f*** up

Mrs. Gill goes on about the history of the book

Everyone sat there with a bored look

Megan goes on her usual rant

A day without a rant? She shan’t

Megan and Erin start arguing over the storyline

It’s a book, settle down, it will be fine

Mrs. Gill quotes South Park

Which, in the class, creates a spark

“Does William Goldman play William Goldman in the movie” from Nick

Alright stop said Bianca and Sarah, which gave me a kick

Well class is over which wasn’t interesting at all

I don’t know what else to say, I’ve hit a writing wall

Well since class is over, the rhyming has ended

Is the day over yet? Nope, God forbid