Class begins and Jquelin’ won’t
stop talking, like always. Mrs. Gill threatened us some, I don’t really
remember, it wasn’t that effective. She then tells us that if we don’t scribe,
we won’t get any points (the second threat of the class). No one seems to care
that much. The class is joined today by Carly’s shadow, making the circle a
weird new shape that I don’t like.
Nina says something that doesn’t
make any sense, and then gets a little mad when Mrs. Gill gets confused. Mrs.
Gill, alternatively known as G, continued to read Taylor’s scribe notes while
chaos descended. G is appalled that all Taylor got out of Huck Finn was a pun
about Mer and Mack’s names being like the river. Did I use that apostrophe
right? I really have no idea what I’m doing, some people just think I do.
Mack gets up to leave, and asks
some questions about the journals, you know, like when you really want to get
out of a teachers room but you don’t want them to think you’re a bad student?
“Oh, ya, the journals…uh huh, I did
those. Ya, man, The Princess Bride! Totally.”
Mrs. Gill tells us that we’re going
to have to reformat our whole journal. I sigh. G counter complains, stating
that in her day, she would have to rewrite the whole journal, unlike us who
just have to type. While it’s a good point, it doesn’t detract from the fact
that I now have to do work, which sucks.
Mrs. Gill tells us all to read, and
thus it begins. She hands the shadow a book. The shadow looks upset and feigns
a smile. Poor, poor shadow.
Mrs. Gill says she has a list of
everyone who has been doing the journals wrong. Obviously, everyone wants to
know if they’re on the list. Everyone shouts out to Mrs. Gill, “Am I on the
list?” In the end, only Kory is. That’s not really a list, Mrs. Gill…
Five
minutes into our assigned reading time, Alex is asleep, Lucy is reading a
different book, and everyone else is actually reading…I set up that sentence so
I could list all the oddities occurring, but none really are. Without Taylor
and Mack, the class is actually calm.
Voss is clearly asleep. Seriously,
Mrs. Gill, he’s just sleeping right there, not even hiding it. Later, it will
come up that Voss was sleeping in class and Mrs. Gill will probably claim to
have not noticed.
For a sufficiently awkward amount
of time, a few students read while Mrs. Gill stands at her podium-cart-thing
and looks at her clipboard. Wasn’t there a fish in this room? I swear we had a
pet or something. Now there’s just a picture of Jesus where the fish used to
be. Wait, didn’t Mary Cannon kill the fish? Damn seniors.
G is now just looking at her
computer with a confused and worried look on her face. She’s probably grading my
journal.
Class only has a few minutes left,
and Voss is still sleeping. The shadow is still on page 1, her eyes rapidly
shifting from the clock by the door back to her book. (To be fair, I should
probably mention that Voss woke up).
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