G appoints me scribe today because
she said I will be gone later this week. Correction, I am only gone Friday
because I am taking the AP English exam, and I am not even missing her
class. But that’s beside the point. It
was a typical day in Period 6, except
Amelia and Nina aren’t here and the circle is awkwardly smaller and its noticeably
quieter. We begin the class by reading
Jacob’s scribe notes, which, as always, takes about 5 minutes. Jacob makes a
sassy comment about me fixing my hair in his scribe notes, so I look him dead
in the eye and fix my hair again. Take that Jacob. When Jacob said G was hard
to type, G said we could pick a different letter for her name. This somehow led to G said her maiden name
was spicy and she misses it. Interesting.
We once again blame Amelia for the
reason our class is so unorderly. I
would agree with that because she always distracts me. Well okay I distract her, but she sometimes
distracts me. Mackenzie says Scotty is
her pope (typical) and we debate over if we would rather touch the Pope’s hand
or Scotty’s. I think we came to the
conclusion of Scotty. Jack asks me to
google what he looks like, and he responds with “He’s funny looking”. (Willing
to bet Mack throws something across the room at Jack when she reads this).
Oh god here come the quizzes. Steven gives a sarcastic remark about the
book saying its garbage and he hates it, but theres no surprise there. Kory
says books are used to light fire and G is offended. So is Shannon. This quiz is hard. I am not a fan of irony or genres. Can my saint quote be enough to pass this
quiz? No? okay. Halfway through the quiz
Voss asks if it has to be a quote, which has already been asked and answered
like 3 times. He was probably texting the girl of his dreams when G answered
the first few times. Everyone’s confused
about frame story, including me. And no one knows what to put for the first
short answer. Confused stares are
abundant. There’s a lot of screaming
from Mr. Vogel’s room. A lot. It makes
it hard to focus. I notice its really quiet without Nina. Maybe Amelia and Nina are the
instigators. I catch Meredith shooting a
death glare at her quiz and looking at it like “what even is this” (don’t
worry, I’m right there with ya)
I look around the room and notice
Jack is way farther in the book than I am.
It’s okay though because Jacqueline isn’t. Alex put his pencil in his mouth like it was
a bone and he was a dog (gross). Jacob and I make awkward eye contact. Mere and
Mack are deep in conversation. It must
be interesting because Mere’s jaw dropped open and her eyes got wide. Also, Mere and Mack make me think of the
river, which makes me think of Huck Finn.
Hopefully G was proud of that statement.
G wants us to request the reunion scene, which I thought was just made
up. Turns out its real.
Everyone’s ignoring G and doing
their own thing. Mack talking about Scotty still: “I got a picture with him
kinda. Me and meg were like yaaaas” Scotty and yaaas are the two words Mack uses
most. Joey Esserman comes to the room in
search of his brother. G just told Joey
Esserman she’s abusive when people come in her room. She told a story about how she tries to act
tough and be intimidating to underclassmen.
Jacob makes fun of her for laughing and turning red. I agree with him. G offers to fight me
Of course G picks on Steven to read
the reunion scene and says his opinion is the only thing that matters. G is obsessed with getting Steven to
read. Mack makes a heart at Jack (again,
typical). G calls Shannon out for already reading the whole book, and Shannon
hides behind her book from embarrassment.
Wow, overachiever. Adam groans
and stares at the ceiling because G is making him read the reunion part. I
catch Carly creepily waving to someone in the hall, but I don’t see anyone out
there. Awkward. G asks who thinks Goldman is getting sued,
and Adam responds with “who has an IQ of 12 in here”. Sass is abundant today. In between Adam, Jacob, Steven, Jacqueline
and I, there’s almost too much sass to handle.
Finally, announcements.
3:00. I’m going home and taking a nap.
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