Today started
interestingly enough, Makenzie ran in trying to hug Jack and almost knocked his
tooth out with her water bottle. Jack’s only concern after realizing no blood
is pouring out of his mouth is that he will not be able to eat his apple,
Makenzie promptly offers to eat it for him, really? You hurt him then steal his
food…
“We need a scribe,
Jacob?” I almost felt it coming.
“Sure,” everyone
shocked at how easy the process was today. Makenzie in the middle of a full
class discussion, blurted out “No homework WOOO!” While yesterday’s scribe
notes are read about half the class is listening, almost half are using their
computer, and then there’s Alex using his phone behind his computer with no
notice of G. Taylor awkwardly starts singing at me, I quickly look away for
fear of embarrassment. Makenzie admits she touched Scotty McCreery, a card
board cut out, am I the only one is slightly creeped out? Adams face=
priceless. Carrie shares that she can overextend her ankle scaring half the
class and intriguing the rest. Jacquelyn relates Amelia’s scribe notes to William
Goldman, Taylor quickly shoots her down. G is disappointed that many people in her
class have failed to read to page 196, what she doesn’t realize is that the
weekend is a much more suitable time for reading long novel passages than every
weeknight. We are instructed to read and Alex continues to stare at his phone waiting
for the Snapchat from the girl of his dreams while Makenzie, Nina, and Carly
all use their computers while we are supposed to be reading. I can’t blame Nina
though AP phycology takes precedent over everything when you are assigned so
much information to study.
Hmm, yesterday Alex admitted he had only read to page 12
and today he’s at 130, skeptical at the very least. By now most of the class
has calmed down and has started reading however Lucy appears to be doing
something completely unrelated to English, writing a few lines, staring at her
backpack, rinse and repeat. Since everything is now very boring I guess I’ll
start to read, but wait history essays are wayyyy more important… What shall I
choose? G is probably Dyknowing but history essays look like scribe notes
right? Calling Mrs. Gill G is becoming slightly inconvenient because 4/5 times
my G button doesn’t work leaving me awkwardly poking at the G button waiting
for one to appear on my screen. G sighs out loud and looks at me with a look
that I really don’t know how to read, maybe despise? Today is the first day G
has not yet called any a dope, a failure, a complainer, a loser, and has not
used the words “completely incompetent” today, must be a record. G leaves the
room and everyone looks around to see what everyone else is doing. The clicking
noise just came from her computer once and then again, I blame the ghost.
But really bro, who is going to carry 3 people attached
to them up a thousand foot rope. After 5 minutes G returns after 4 clicks from
the ghost she appears puzzled. G quickly exits again, it amazes me that she
would leave us alone in a classroom for this long however Lucy would lecture us
if we did anything wrong so I guess she’s safe. G searches through the
mysterious file cabinet while Alex quickly puts his book over his phone, it’s
strange I have not seen it light up or him use it once, why would it be sitting
on your desk do you just have 25 dollars you can give away? If so I’ll gladly take
it.
Who’s this crazy guy following them up the rope? I guess
I’ll find out when I actually read this book at work. G is making a lot of
noise and upon further investigation she has starbursts, hopefully she leaves
the room again soon.
Heart just sank, look at the clock and it’s only 8:24,
good lord, only half over, this day is going to be a long one. Today was a
particularly boring day of scribe notes, I mean nothing was really learned as a
class just individual reading. G stop looking at me it’s creeping me out. Hoffman
walks by, thank God he kept going. Good God Taylor your hair is fine you’ve
refixed hair that has already been fixed 3 times now, these scribe notes really
are getting boring when the only interesting thing happening is hair. Stupid
cliffhangers, Indigo better be important to this story because I’m actually
interested to see what happens to buttercup.
When these people are building a sword it’s like picking
out a new car with all of the features it has and all the purposes it serves. Domingo
must be bipolar one night he is the happiest man alive and the next he is
suicidal always correcting imperfections in his sword.
G: have you read this book Kory? Kory, well…
“I have found the
source of the problem, Amelia she starts all the problems. It is so quiet
without Amelia here,” G. Who would have thought? I think the problem is G she
says only a few words and the whole class erupts.
Lucy bickers towards Alex for leaving his book face down
and that he’s killing the book. Alex disagrees and Lucy says I’ll crack your
spine, typical Alex and Lucy interaction. What? Raggedy Dick? Is that what I
just heard come out of G’s mouth? Mrs. Gill if you really don’t want to hate
your life do not teach that in high school. Thank God English over, peace out. Oh
wait physics is next… I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE ENGLISH!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment