Today’s English class started with Mrs. Gill giving me
life changing advice: “Meredith, you are more than just your Prom Dress.” And
with that, I know that my life is headed in a great direction. Apparently we
were supposed to read chapter 3 of The Princess Bride. Oops. We go over Adam’s
scribe notes and afterwards I hear Mrs. Gill call us “dopes.” I wasn’t really
paying attention to the conversation in the first place so I wasn’t going to
bother paying attention to the rest.
“I have a question but
it might be kind of dumb.” Says Mackenzie
“Jesus Christ,” replies
Adam
I don’t remember the
question but Kory started mocking Mackenzie for it and she shot him with the
death glare. After passing out the quiz, Mrs. Gill passed back old papers and
Amelia noticed that one of her papers was cut in half. “She is going to throw
it away anyway!” says Mrs. Gill. “I used kitty scissors.”
Something about
evidence having nothing to do with the book and Jack being terrified; either
because of the book or Mackenzie was flirting again. After shocking silence
during the quiz, I turn mine in at the same time Shannon does. I guarantee those
are the two quizzes with the highest and lowest scores in the class and you can
just guess who’s was the highest score (better luck next time Shannon!!! Lol
jk)
Dyknow request for
journals and what a surprise! My laptop isn’t hooking up to the system. You
know what that means? Shopping! Jk 2048 since prom is over. “How many socks are
you wearing today Mackenzie?” Adam asks puzzled and Steven chimes in. All that
comes from Mack is a grunt and death threats towards Steven.
We start discussing the
book and Steven has some harsh words while Nina is just flat out mad. Mrs. Gill
explains that she is going to skin our papers/journals while Nina and Lucy explain
that they angry wrote their journals. We start a discussion on the book itself
when Adam makes a joke about interrupting people. Mackenzie mentions that very
time Adam thinks he made a funny joke, an awkward, closed mouth smile stretches
across his face and our point is immediately proven. I get a shout out for not
reading…again. Nina sneezes a cute sneeze and Jaquelin can’t figure out what
noise just escaped Nina’s face because it sounded so foreign. We return to the
topic of the book and Steve thinks that the book should be burned, like all the
other ones we have read so far. I see Mackenzie sent Jack an air heart as usual
and he tries to ignore her.
Steven beat Mackenzie
in sending me the chart and she immediately counter attacks with, “Hey Steve I
have Meredith’s heart, not you.” My heart meaning my email… Mackenzie has my
email. We start talking about Literary Theory and how English teachers suck the
fun out of everything so let it be known, from West Hall to East Hall, that
Mrs. Gill is a fun sucker. Steven mentions something about learning and fun
being two completely different things.
Mrs. Gill asks us a
question about gay marriage and Mackenzie has the answer she was looking for,
but has no idea what we are talking about. Mrs. Gill mentions that we have to
grind and we discover that Adam never had a childhood because he has never seen
Snow White.
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