Sunday, May 11, 2014

Chris' scribe notes from 5-2

Chris! You will be doing scribe notes today.
First order of business, Bianca got knocked up….
Mrs. Gill is passively trying to get us to be quiet… not really working that well
People start talking about torch… and something is all Wills fault
Lindsay starts complaining or something about her nails… I’m not really sure if Bianca is listening or just nodding her head
Mrs. Gill assumes that everyone is deep in chapter 5
And Mrs. Gill reads scribe notes
Mrs. Gill starts talking about her master’s degree and Megan lectures us about comic sans and how wonderful it is
About twelve minutes in and we can’t even finish the previous scribe notes…
Bianca doesn’t know who buttercup is….
Mrs Gill Explains to us that we should not be doing work on weekends and doing work now
Pointless Chatter continues
Bridget and Aron flirt with each other in their little corner
Shelly says just not to stare at me… I wasn’t planning on it shelly
Nick lets out a burp next to me… It was weak, maybe a 3 at best
Bianca, Alyssa, and Abby start laughing for no apparent reason… Abby and Alyssa continue for the remainder of the class period
Ben continues to remain quiet and seemingly on task just to stay out of the scribe notes… good try
I still have half an hour left in class…
Nick studies the map in the front of the book for a solid few minutes.
Mrs. Gill instructs Megan to remove her pants….. And Will begs for everyone’s attention as he insists his pants must be removed too
Aron is looking at me with a cold stare and I begin feel really uncomfortable
Annette and Alyssa are both checking out each other’s ears… I’m not really sure what for
With about 25ish minutes left in class everyone is silent…
Nick is looking at that map again… it must be really interesting
Bianca is intensely reading the book…
This scribe notes suck…
Mrs. Gill strolls up to her computer to watch Dyknow… and claims she is not
Mrs. Gill confronts Abby about being distracted… which she is I don’t think she has turned a page once
Sarah and Courtney quietly at work as always
Meanwhile Annette and Alyssa haven’t had a moment of silence since the class started
Wow, I think ben might have been working this whole time
Am astounded that I actually have been able to list off everyone’s names here… what an accomplishment
Courtney struggles to get her charger untangled and her laptop plugged in
Ben spots Sam Stewart in the hallway and immediately they begin a passionate stare down that ends with someone’s belt coming off
Nick goes back to the map just to double check that it is still there
Will begins reading silently just in time for class to end
I think Bridget is asleep… no one actually reads a book laying down
Shelly is darting her eyes around the room… I just have to avoid eye contact at all costs

Well I finally get to leave… time to edit these notes

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