Courtney
Spires
Mrs.
Gill
ACC
English 3
Period
1-5/6/14
A Rather Strange Day in English
Class
May 6th
and I am forced to scribe by Mrs. Gill
Thanks
a lot. Not excited.
Class
begins and we are all reminded that Bianca got knocked up
Shelley,
of course, explains the meaning of this^^^
It’s a
joke-but are we for sure?
Just
kidding Bianca.
Mrs.
Gill continues class with explaining yet another story of her life
She
found a story on Facebook
Who
knew she had a Facebook?
Anyways,
it was about what people send to other people’s parents on their phones
She
thought it was funny
We
won’t ever start class
Only
six minutes in the first class of a Tuesday
Abby
looks like she is dying…..Do you want the tissue box?
Annette
looks tired and sinister, like always
Sarah
sits with her one true love-the coffee in a little QT cup
Is it
good, Sarah?
Bridget
finally comes into class at 7 minutes late-----Demerit?
Chris’s
scribe notes
Class
argument about being able to read lying down
I think
it is possible and Bridget is accused of having Asian eyes
I don’t
think so.
Shannon
St. Louis has Asian eyes.
She is
Asian, not Bridget.
8:10….Abby
gets up to get the tissues again…..please take the box with you
Reading
Ben’s scribe notes
Ben used
a funny “that’s what she said” joke
Mrs.
Gill pleads innocence….no one believes you
Good
try.
Just
discovered that Ben is a poet.
Abby
took all of the tissues in the box
None
are left for anybody else
Now she
needs to go get another one
Sarah
and Nick laugh at something and Megan rants (shocker)
Mrs.
Gill becomes silent as she is interrupted
Please
stop talking everyone.
Shelley
is still talking #TSM
Bianca
shoots her down with a nasty glare
The
class is silent all of a sudden…
Goes
over journal format……snore. I hate those anyway.
Why
can’t we read and discuss in class, without having to journal?
That’s
why Lindsay hates it so much.
I hate
scribing.
8:14-Mrs.
Gill has an announcement
One of
her “brainwaves” hit and that is fantastic for us
We will
now be watching the Princess Bride in class
Movie
days in class?
Truly a
blessing from God
Besides,
who wants to miss lunch and advisory anyways?
Lemon
brownies….Mrs. Gill carries on…
What
the heck are those?
Don’t
you buy them from the store?
She
explains what a “lemon brownie” is compared to a “lemon square”
Whatever….food
is food.
And
food is good. I’m not complaining.
Annette
beats Will with a book…….casual.
Now
Abby has the tissues on her desk…..
Are we
ever going to really begin class?
Bridget
coughs
Gosh….allergy
season is revolting.
Now
Bridget wants to go get a tissue. My God.
Bianca
plays with her hair.
She
explains that it used to be curly when she was little
Her dad
nicknamed her Medusa.
Abby
quietly mentions that she was called an asparagus.
Mrs.
Gill scolds Abby again. Shocker. Mrs. Gill doesn’t like Abby.
Megan’s
computer goes off. Time to charge.
8:19 finally
we get to reading
Everyone
is silent……what is going on?
Shelley
and Erin are reading. So is Nick.
Sarah
is reading, not a surprise. Lindsay and Bianca are reading.
Alyssa
is reading and so is Will.
C’mon,
someone do something interesting.
Oh-Ben
moved a page!!!! ……*yawn* this class is not exciting.
Sorry
everyone
8:24-At
least it isn’t physics class. God I hate physics class. Stupid physics class.
Megan
got her computer out and is now typing.
Annette
drops something from her book bag.
Someone
do something interesting. Anybody…….just anybody.
Whatever,
just another day in English class.
Not even
Erin and Bridget are talking….wow.
8:26- How
come on the day that I am forced to scribe that everyone does what they are
supposed to?
It is
Tuesday-we all have to read in SSR anyways…..so why now?
Lindsay
plays with her hair.
Sarah
continues to read….she usually does what she is supposed to do in English
class.
Chris
yawns
Is Nick
asleep? He is strangely bent over... Oh wait, just kidding… he moved.
8:33-Bianca
glances at the clock and looks like she is about to die
Agony
crosses her face annnnd….there she goes, head down on the desk.
Wow-I
haven’t seen Annette insult, yell, or hit Will in forever……this is not a
typical class.
Mrs.
Gill shushes Abby and Megan…..commanding her reign on her peasant students
She is
like a hawk on watch today……
Wonder
if she had a good breakfast?
8:34-I’m
tired. Heck, at least it isn’t physics class
8:36-Stupid
physics class.
Bianca
seems out for the count. So does Erin.
Shelley
makes awkward eye contact…..Ben seems to be absorbed in the book.
This
chapter is about Westley’s torture and Fezzik/Inigo’s attempt to reunite with
Westley and their plotting to kill the Count
I still
don’t like Buttercup. She seems too helpless.
She
believes that Westley will receive her letter
Meanwhile,
she is all that keeps him from enduring excruciating pain
But
that letter was never sent
Prince
Humperdinck is an evil trout who wants to kill her
Why
would he send her letter?
Class
continues and I wish the man in black would come save me.
8:39-Awkward
eye contact with Shelley again. Never make that face again at me please……
8:40
Shelley, please stop looking at me.
Chris
is still yawning.
Bridget
is still coughing….
8:43:
Mrs. Gill finally wakes everyone up.
Solid
class period.
Five
minutes to go……….
Four
minutes to go…..
Never
made awkward eye contact with Ben…..strange class.
Annette
doesn’t have to take the final. Wish I didn’t have to take the final.
Everyone
argues of when we will get our study guides. Shouldn’t we have them by now?
I bet
we don’t even get one in Physics.
Two
minutes to go and I am out.
Made
these long because I had nothing better to do.
Maybe a
silent English class is a synonym for The Machine
Maybe I
just lost 20 years off of my life span???
It was
just as torturous.
Well,
at least it wasn’t physics class……
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